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Edward / Melbourne / Hello this is a shitposting blog with some selfies and art scattered in

nokiabae:

Casey Frey makes me feel like I’m awake during surgery 

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bitchvirgo:

bigboyjesusdoesnotconsent:

bitchvirgo:

someone do something interesting

I ate a dooodooo filled ass and liked the taste of the crumbs

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timetravelonion:

I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words

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nenufair:
“ lordhellebore:
“ occultopossum:
“ leeviathans:
“Thanks @staff & @support for doing such a great job eliminating the inappropriate content on this site!!!”
Really it is /something/ that since the “‘ban”’ I’ve seen /more/ porn bots and have...

nenufair:

lordhellebore:

occultopossum:

leeviathans:

Thanks @staff & @support for doing such a great job eliminating the inappropriate content on this site!!!

Really it is /something/ that since the “‘ban”’ I’ve seen /more/ porn bots and have had /more/ of my work reblogged with porn links then ever before

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literally every blog that has followed me since 17/12 was a porn bot

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marycp2011:

naamahdarling:

gothicprep:

botesregias:

kinkshamer69:

not to sound too millennial here but it annoys me so much when I’m at a restaurant and someone I’m with will complain about the service being slow like buddy pal it’s fine it’s not that important

You didn’t waited 40 minutes for a dinner before haven’t you?

i have but i also have, like, real problems

I waited well over an hour for food once at IHOP, because it kept coming out inedible.

We finally asked what was going on, and it turns out that the ONLY cook had been working for 36 hours straight with only a short nap.

I ordered the easiest thing to make, tipped the waitress heavily, and sent her back to the cook with a $10 tip for them, too, AFTER watching the 24-hour restaurant close the doors so that they could send the cook home for some rest.

Yeah, I’ve waited 40 minutes for my dinner, and I didn’t ask for a discount, we tipped VERY well, and sent the cook our best wishes.

If something goes wrong with your restaurant experience, consider that there are real people back there, working under god knows what conditions.

“Millennials” are more human than their previous generations imo

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bitchvirgo:

bitchvirgo:

watching the dark knight for the 1000000th time and no one can stop me

“bc he’s a watchful protector… a dark knight” 😢

(Source: greekgosh, via bitchvirgo)

homesoutofhuman:

Me, calculating the age difference between me and a celebrity as if THAT is the biggest obstacle in our hypothetical relationship: yeah okay this could work

(Source: littleoptimistme, via bitchvirgo)

africanaquarian:

pizzamenu:

Must be an important raccoon.

Someone didn’t do their transformation spell right

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putnamspuppeteer:

tami-taylors-hair:

cruzfucker69:

the walking dead, game of thrones, and breaking bad were just superwholock for men

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The Walking Throne Bad

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autoheal:

thelegendary-nico:

beatlemeat:

This. Peel away at my layers. Everything that makes me ME…and at the core, Looney Tunes is all you’ll find.

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noyaboya:

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scottish twitter strikes again

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pikurusu00:

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